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The Only One Man Recruiting Agency

There is only one man for every job.

Jensen Huang resigned as Nvidia's CEO. Within hours the President of the United States had a replacement: there is only one man to take his place - TIM COOK of Apple. We think that's a very efficient way to hire. So we applied it to every vacancy.Truth Social, November 12, 2026

Or pick one:
Candidate memo
Vacancy
Candidates considered
Interviews held
0
The agency's pick

TIM COOK of Apple

A Legend replaces a Legend!

Has Tim Cook applied? No. Has he replied? Not yet.

Post on X Reddit
Vacancies filled here0
Distinct candidates1
Days Tim Cook has rested

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The memos above are invented. These are not.