Parody · not United Airlines

Prove you're human.

United Airlines just banned AI agents from booking its flights. So a booking now needs a real human, and there is one reliable way to spot one: a machine would never accept any of these seats.

Rule 6.J.6No AI · No refunds
Select all squares with a seat you'd accept If there are none, click verify
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Verdict
human

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What's actually true

The test, the seats and the verdicts are invented. These are not.