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Any day now.

Elon Musk gave the Cybertruck three end dates in five days. The third one came with a reason: there must be some room in this world for sentimentality or what's the point? Fair. What are you definitely about to quit?

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    End of production notice

    3End dates announced
    0Things actually ended

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    Not the smartest move from a profit-maximizing standpoint btw.

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    Your end dates, title and excuses are generated here and are not anyone's real statements. The last line is Musk's, word for word.

    What's actually true

    Everything else on this page, including every date after "the end of summer 2027", is made up by a countdown that cannot bring itself to reach zero.