LulzNews
One piece of news, one joke, one page that actually works. New ones show up when the news deserves it.
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Alternative Health Check
The news: Microsoft 365 goes down, and Microsoft "validated an alternative health check method".
So here is a health check for you that gets easier until you pass.
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Only One Man
The news: Jensen Huang leaves Nvidia, and Trump says there is only one man to replace him: Tim Cook.
So we opened an agency that hires the same way. Type any vacancy and meet your only candidate.
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Any Day Now
The news: Elon Musk gives the Cybertruck three end dates in five days, the last one for "sentimentality".
Name the thing you're definitely quitting and get the same countdown. It extends itself every time it gets close.
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Prove You're Human
The news: United Airlines bans AI agents from booking its flights.
So booking takes a human now. Pass the check by agreeing to things no machine would accept.
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Mystery Intelligence Pack
The news: Apple sells a $49.99 AI usage pack and doesn't say how much is inside.
Where we come from, that's called a loot box. Open one and see what $49.99 bought you.
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S-1 Yourself
The news: Anthropic goes public at 27 times revenue.
So can you. Type in what you make and get your own IPO prospectus at the same multiple.